HI so sorry this reply is hella late but what better time to answer it than Father’s Day amirite:
k so it’s Father’s Day, right. And you got these two girls living in separate tribes who are eagerly waiting to celebrate it. They got the wrapped up ties and balloons and shitty watercolor cards and everything, right.
But then they’re like, hold the fuck up. I don’t even have a father. What the fuck
So circumstances and manipulative authority figures point the finger to the other girl and is like “lol ur dad is dead cuz of her dad” and each of them is like what the hella fuck. well if he’s dead then i might as well kill his daughter as my revenge proxy right, lolololo. but wait!!! is this even #realtalk??? lol no. hella nonlinear storytelling! why ppl be sayin this shit. why the fuck are people fighting so much??? do wolves and foxes even live in the same environments??? omg so much miscommunication
so basically canidae is like a shitty father’s day without the fathers. and mothers. and lots of war. and racism. and dogs/dog food
Callisto, the lady hera turned into a bear because she had an affair with zeus or something
Hot Cheeto, a mutated cheeto with a penchant for revenge and a secret crush on Callisto
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