I lost my uterus in the wreck

nepetequius:

bruisesofqueens replied to your post: hello people you should send me dumb doodle…

Pst my ocs

I dont know whether to thank you or scoff

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I regret unintentionally naming Canidae characters after biological structures

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I made a fetus fanfic.

“She burrowed under the covers and fetusily fetused Callista’s fetus. It made Callista giggle and she cuddled close to Marike, stroking her fetus and singing fetus to her.”

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“Put down the fetus,” Marike said fetusily. “Unless you want me to fetus that fetus on your fetus.”

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But Callista had already moved with her fetus. Like a fetus spinning on a windmill, she pressed her fetus into Marike’s fetus. And as they fell together in a fetusy fit of love, the fetus lay on the floor, fetus-like and forgotten.

“”Your armpit must hurt somberly,” Adileke said. “I think this will help.” And he licked Costa several times.”

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“Hello,” Marike said raunchily. “What are you doing over here all alone?”

“Oh, just looking at the pineapple,” Callista said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so fetusy.

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