Last night i drew a frowny face on my knee in red sharpie but im also on my period so i woke up and was like. How did the blood get there. And why is it frowning

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids

it’s finally over

momongamon:

Stella Maxwell by Zoey Grossman

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Why are there symbols for ‘and’ (ie + and & etc) but none for other conjunctions

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monts-et-merveilles:

Alphonse Van Bestern - Modesty ,1912

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hannahorca:

Necromorphs

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losingc0ntr0l:

bruisesofqueens:

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losingc0ntr0l replied to your post:,
I would but I have to read and write an essay for my test tomorrow…

going to a quarter school is so frustrating cuz it feels like im in a whole different time zone lmfao

I actually should have been reading on Saturday night but noOoOo. I decided to play cards against humanity with you. loser. go back to doing what people without school do.

People without schooll until a good week from now stay up all night to get lucky play games and read because road trips are anxiety inducing

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losingc0ntr0l replied to your post:,
I would but I have to read and write an essay for my test tomorrow…

going to a quarter school is so frustrating cuz it feels like im in a whole different time zone lmfao

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mcrsluts:

caitor:

This automatically gets rid of all the evil in the world. 

this smile lighting my entire room

scareamore:

oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on

LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT

IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE

they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying

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i feel like the only one who didnt get that random u2 album like did i do something wrong

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Artist:
Jai Paul
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BTSTU
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